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Christopher Gould
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Here is a special little birthday 'thank you' to all of the wonderful people here who have supported my work. If you have not supported my work, or indeed have (secretly) held the notion that the world would be a better place without me in it, you should NOT open this file as a curse will attend it (I can tell you the nature of the precise curse via pm, if this is required of me). It is a routine I wrote many years ago. I considered it too powerful to put out for general consumption or to have my own name attached to it.
This is:
a) Magic on steroids.
b) A routine you could start a new religion with (as I feel we do not have enough of these).
c) This is something so powerful that I never thought I would ever release it, so treat it with the utmost respect.Keep it close to your chest.
d) I previously sold this privately for over five thousand dollars, but due to the magnitude of my kindness I am letting you have this as a special gift. Please tell all of your friends how wonderful I am.
e) It reveals techniques that were taught to me in the himalayas by a blind old monk with a funny hair-do.
d) You will never be the same after reading this - it is the most powerful thing I have ever put out for the community (until the next one).
e) I will include this technique in all my future books and hope you do not notice.
f) I have performed this for the Queen of England and the Rolling Stones (although I failed to keep a record of this, so you must take my word for it).
g) I got it from an old 'mind, myth and magic' magazine that I hope you have not come across.
h) It contains many typos.

http://1drv.ms/1Cko55i

Please TELL NO ONE that I have given this to you.

(I will now put the old Christopher Gould back in his box, where he will mutter 'A gottle of gear' silently for eternity).
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Michael_MacDonald
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THANK YOU CHRIS I SHALL CHERISH IT ALWAYS !
Christopher Gould
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Read it first.... ;-)
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Michael_MacDonald
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As a gift reading it is not necessary for it to be cherished...just the fact it was given from the heart is all that matters.

I am now reading it and havving a bit of fun lol
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Happy Birthday again, Chris! Thank you! I will immediately begin practicing the exercises; being a bit of a mystic myself, I should master it in no "time". Thank you!
A wise man's question contains half the answer. - Solomon ben Judah, Philosopher
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It reads like a pitch book from a Fun Fair. (notice my clever use of colloquial terms that Chis will warm to).
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Yes, yes. Good. I have my socks off . . . now, erm, now I, let's see . . . oh! . . . am . . . . . . having . . . . . . troubl . . . . . . reachi . . . . . . . . . . . key . . . . board . . . . . . . . . . . . . . it . . . . . . . . . . . works . . . . . !

Things are looking up!
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Wow! I read this and the very next day I started my own religion!

Thanks Chris!

- Rev. Black, Church of the Illuminated Ones.
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Oh sweet! I always wanted my own religion... Thanks Chris! And Happy Birthday again.

-robert
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I am hovering several inches above my cat at the moment. Very helpful MS, thanks Chris! Now I'm off to Chipotle so I can try to emulate the final photo!
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I can see my house from here!

Thanks Chris, wonderful!
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Chris, I read this and practiced all of the phases, but it doesn't seem to be working for me. I'll tell ya something funny though, my living room has become all foggy, like big clouds. I must have something wrong with my furnace. Eh? What's that loud sound...like an engine of some sort? It's getting closer. Hey, is that a propeller...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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Put the audience in a confused state of dual reality... did I drink the kool aid or did you? Oh well, I guess I can have some more... Hey I'm floating up now, sweet! Smile
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Thanks Chris!
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence,
For that long, may I too remain,
to dispel the sufferings of the world.
-Shantideva

Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva
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Thanks Chris and Happy Birthday!
Are you going to release this technique on DVD, or maybe do a weekend workshop somewhere? I'm more of a kinesthetic learner.
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Oh my gosh - I didn't see that end coming.
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I'm stuck on the ceiling with 'Lionel Richie' ... Chris, now I need to learn a method to Gravitate !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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Fred Astaire doing it with style (starting at 2:30 into the clip)
http://youtu.be/ac6o8PXthzQ
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Lionel Richie ... Just doin it ! LOL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8_cSc9o7qc

With, a touch of Rodney. Smile

Where's Chong ?
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
Christopher Gould
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I have had many emails complaining that all there is to Mr Grab's technique is the idea of 'jumping slowly'. I must contend that these people are quite missing the point.



Mr Grab failed to include the four speakers that were prominent in eye witnesses accounts of this performance (yes, some people DID actually see him perform!). I suspect he did not mention these deliberately.
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