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funsway
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One of my brothers who used to work for the FBI now does undercover work for Homeland Security.

He let slip that the mandatory GPS chip in every cell phone also has a Memory Diffusion component.

It accelerates the normal Memory Adaptation process and causes both a lapse of referential, long term memory.

The result can be to forget what a politician promised last time around, or that you committed to be at work on time.

Side effects might be that you believe a Twitter survey has any validity or that scrawny is sexually attractive.

It also could explain the shortening attention span of younger folks and the desire to contact a Facebook friend to learn what they did the night before.

It is not known if the effect is permanent or more severe for frequent cellphone users since most test volunteers forgot to show up for the appointment.

my bro also could not say why the chip was authorized in the first place. Apparently there was a desire to have the general populous experience the same memory diffusion as government officials.

So, if you find yourself forgetting something important after using your cellphone you know you can blame technology.
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My BS Meter is pinging. Smile

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On May 29, 2015, funsway wrote:
One of my brothers who used to work for the FBI now does undercover work for Homeland Security.

He let slip that the mandatory GPS chip in every cell phone also has a Memory Diffusion component.

Stupid government, wasting money on something pointless. Cell phones were ALREADY killing memory.

"Loss Of Memory Link To Smartphones Cell Phone Radiation"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/288245.stm

http://www.rfsafe.com/loss-memory-link-s......diation/
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I think the PM system here does something very similar...
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Hey, I must be in great shape, because I have never owned a cell phone!
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Hey, I must be in great shape, because I have never owned a cell phone!


How in the world do you function? Smile
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I either don't have a cellphone or forget where I put it Smile

I posted this as a joke -- made up the whole thing.

I did not realize studies had been made as indicated above, but had heard of concerns over radiation and cancer.

Does this make me psychic, unlucky or received a message form aliens?
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On May 29, 2015, arthur stead wrote:
Hey, I must be in great shape, because I have never owned a cell phone!


How in the world do you function? Smile


Very well, thank you.
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But Arthur. You can't post to the Magic Café while driving! How can you be satisfied with such a life? Gasp!
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Magnus, I can't text while driving either! And I'm happy with that.
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On May 29, 2015, funsway wrote:
I either don't have a cellphone or forget where I put it Smile

I posted this as a joke -- made up the whole thing.

I did not realize studies had been made as indicated above, but had heard of concerns over radiation and cancer.

Does this make me psychic, unlucky or received a message form aliens?


But, sadly for you, it is actually true, and you have stumbled into deep do-do. I would suggest taking a different route home each evening...
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Spyware and government trolls are everywhere. Everything is recorded, nothing is forgotten and all can be edited easily.
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