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For what its worth, an uncanny bit from a 2009 Family Guy episode.
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Husband to wife: I want to leave you and the kids and have sexual reassignment surgery.

Typical wife: OMG, my life is ruined. I don't understand. How can I explain this to the kids?

Kris Jenner: OMG. We will make squillions. I'll start working on the media strategy.
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Keeping in mind that Jenner was and remains primarily if not exclusively attracted to women, this is a big win for the conservatives in the "Is homosexuality a choice?" debate. Smile

He is a conservative Republican so what else would you expect?

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Without nuts.


Let the fun begin

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FWIW, I told essentially the same joke much better months ago.
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What celebrity woman or women do any of you believe will date Jenner?

Of course if a relationship were to get really serious it would bring up the question of marriage or civil union...wait isn't that another topic? How complicated can this get? I am sure many here believe that this is all just NORMAL.
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What celebrity woman or women do any of you believe will date Jenner?

Of course if a relationship were to get really serious it would bring up the question of marriage or civil union...wait isn't that another topic? How complicated can this get? I am sure many here believe that this is all just NORMAL.


It's very complicated, and is far from what is considered to be normal......yet.

It's just change.

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What celebrity woman or women do any of you believe will date Jenner?

Of course if a relationship were to get really serious it would bring up the question of marriage or civil union...wait isn't that another topic? How complicated can this get? I am sure many here believe that this is all just NORMAL.



It's all just a soap opera - in a year or two, when ratings drop, Kanye will leave Kim for Caitlin, and they'll be in the headlines again, and make lots more bucks. The script writers must have so much fun on reality TV.

*And anyone who is surprised at how well Caitlin scrubs up should google for a pic of Kim without the warpaint on.
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There's no doubt that all of this is being used for monetary gain.

However that doesn't change the fact that this is who she is, and always has been.

Does anyone think that she's doing all of this, the hormonal therapy, the surgery, et.al. as a publicity stunt?
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There's no doubt that all of this is being used for monetary gain.

However that doesn't change the fact that this is who she is, and always has been.

Does anyone think that she's doing all of this, the hormonal therapy, the surgery, et.al. as a publicity stunt?


I don't, but I'm a bit old fashioned about all this parading your life for monetary gain - tens of thousands have gone this route, most without any of the advantage Caitlin Jenner has so I can't help but be cynical about the people characterising her as brave and a ground breaker etc etc.

This story is only about one thing - the Jenner/Kardashian clans ruthless pursuit of money.

I must admit I also am a trifle contemptuous of people who deny who they are to themselves for decades, and then when they finally come clean with themselves, cause untold grief to wives and children, who usually, unlike the Jenner/Kardashians, are confused and hurt, and probably feel betrayed to some extent. I fail to see the bravery in that - in fact I see cowardice.
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Remember when the whistleblower guy who exposed the murder of two reporters in Iraq, wanted to be turned into a woman Chelsea or something like that? Liberals attacked her/him relentlessly ... They put him in prison for 35 years.
Is he less brave than Bruce? Smile
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Older than the "Family Guy" episode was this bit from "Married with Children" twenty years ago. A case of art imitating life, or life imitating art?
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BWAAAH hahahaha! ROFLMFAO! I just spewed my iced tea all over! What a mess! Thanks Mike! I needed that!

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Clever, but I think models (and strippers) are the only areas where women actually make more than men.
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Depends on what you mean by fell. The Roman Empire started to come apart in 200AD (most historians) from civil war, attacks and people not caring who was emperor. If you were a citizen of Rome, you wouldn't have noticed. It wasn't until 410 that the city was taken. Magnus your response implies that it came apart after adopting Christianity. Christianity was becoming widespread among the slaves and common citizens. It was replacing the various God cults. Constantine adopted what was happening and used the Nicene counsel to codify it. And, moving the capital to Byzantium probably helped the fall of Rome itself. That and all the gayness.


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You're acting like this is the first time a celebrity has changed their sex.
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Depends on what you mean by fell. The Roman Empire started to come apart in 200AD (most historians) from civil war, attacks and people not caring who was emperor. If you were a citizen of Rome, you wouldn't have noticed. It wasn't until 410 that the city was taken. Magnus your response implies that it came apart after adopting Christianity. Christianity was becoming widespread among the slaves and common citizens. It was replacing the various God cults. Constantine adopted what was happening and used the Nicene counsel to codify it. And, moving the capital to Byzantium probably helped the fall of Rome itself. That and all the gayness.


Christine Jogenson (sp)
Wendy Carlos

You're acting like this is the first time a celebrity has changed their sex.


I don't believe Christine was a celebrity until after her surgery. Not familiar with Carlos.
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Http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/bruc......-BBkuOdn

Did not see this coming.

What did you not see coming? Jenner's interview in Vanity Fair was announced a while back.

A line from the interview: "I'm not doing this so I can hit it off the women’s tee."

Oh, wait, don't tell me ... You're upset about the 'no pants' thing again.

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What I never saw coming was Bruce on the cover of "Vanity Fair" in a woman's bathing suit. That is what I never saw coming. Guess you knew all along. That is because you are so clever and sophisticated.

I am not upset about anything. Who said I am upset? I am a little startled that he looks so good. Smile


She is not Bruce though, She is Caitlyn, Bruce was a facade she was forced to live as
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Clever, but I think models (and strippers) are the only areas where women actually make more than men.



How much more do the male new hires make at Wal-Mart than the female new hires?
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Some of you might remember Renée Richards, the tennis pro who had a gender change operation. Many years ago (when this was big news), I attended a Halloween party where a husband and wife team arrived wearing a unique costume combination. The wife was dressed in a tennis outfit (representing Renée Richards). The husband was dressed as a tennis ball canister (as Renée's balls).
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Http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/bruc......-BBkuOdn

Did not see this coming.

What did you not see coming? Jenner's interview in Vanity Fair was announced a while back.

A line from the interview: "I'm not doing this so I can hit it off the women’s tee."

Oh, wait, don't tell me ... You're upset about the 'no pants' thing again.

Smile


What I never saw coming was Bruce on the cover of "Vanity Fair" in a woman's bathing suit. That is what I never saw coming. Guess you knew all along. That is because you are so clever and sophisticated.

I am not upset about anything. Who said I am upset? I am a little startled that he looks so good. Smile


She is not Bruce though, She is Caitlyn, Bruce was a facade she was forced to live as



What? Smile
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Http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/bruc......-BBkuOdn

Did not see this coming.

What did you not see coming? Jenner's interview in Vanity Fair was announced a while back.

A line from the interview: "I'm not doing this so I can hit it off the women’s tee."

Oh, wait, don't tell me ... You're upset about the 'no pants' thing again.

Smile


What I never saw coming was Bruce on the cover of "Vanity Fair" in a woman's bathing suit. That is what I never saw coming. Guess you knew all along. That is because you are so clever and sophisticated.

I am not upset about anything. Who said I am upset? I am a little startled that he looks so good. Smile


She is not Bruce though, She is Caitlyn, Bruce was a facade she was forced to live as



What? Smile


Sorry, what I mean is that is not "Bruce on the cover in a swim suit" Bruce is just a name she was given at Birth, she has always been Caitlyn.
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