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Magnus Eisengrim
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Great bit of home truth from The Onion.

Warning #1 -- Profanity.

Warning #2 -- This might cure you of coming to the Café.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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On Jun 2, 2015, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:

Warning #2 -- This might cure you of coming to the Café.


I was wondering if there is an antidote ...
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I almost feel sorry for the guy. I wonder how much time he wasted counting up the time he wasted.

I personally enjoy listening to the opinions of others. Especially those who disagree with me.
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That was awesome. Thanks
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I almost feel sorry for the guy. I wonder how much time he wasted counting up the time he wasted.

-Iven


Iven- You do know that The Onion is a parody site and the article is a joke, right? No need to feel sorry for a fictitious character.
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Bob, you do realize that some people at the Café are clever enough to view irony with irony, right?
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I get all my information from the onion. Now you tell me it's fake? Next you're going to tell me that the National Enquirer is fake.

Where can I go to get the real news and information? Please help me out.
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Magnus Eisengrim
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Sorry to waste your time, folks.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Bob, you do realize that some people at the Café are clever enough to view irony with irony, right?


Was just checking. You never know sometimes around here.
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I get all my information from the onion. Now you tell me it's fake? Next you're going to tell me that the National Enquirer is fake.

Where can I go to get the real news and information? Please help me out.
-Iven


www.tmz.com - everything anyone ever needed to know without risking future shock - or information overload, as it's now called. You can even keep up with the Kardashians, without bothering to keep up with the Kardashians. Smile
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What's a Kardashian? A new style of Sports Car?
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What's a Kardashian? A new style of Sports Car?
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A Kardashian is a Volvo trying to be a sports car and sometimes passes if the light is dim enough.
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