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Kabbalah
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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought...










well that’s a little condescending.
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88888888 <- Those are peanuts being thrown at you, which is a Callahan's (Spider Robinson's series of stories set in a bar of the same name) reference.
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Very punny, kind of a tall order to pull off a short joke. Smile
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On Jul 20, 2015, Kabbalah wrote:
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought...










well that’s a little condescending.


I wonder if that was the same prison break that the mind-reading dwarf made his escape from? Now there's a small medium at large.....ba da boom!
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I heard that the break was from a prison in Prague. A shop owner took the time to cache a small Czech.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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