The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Cat lovers: this is for you! (0 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

S2000magician
View Profile
Inner circle
Yorba Linda, CA
3465 Posts

Profile of S2000magician
My wife and I have decided to start marketing a new line of cat food; the adverts will read, "Everything your cat loves to eat."

So far, the ingredients will be:

  • Pistachios
  • Tortilla chips
  • Packing tape (more broadly: adhesives in general)
  • Butter
  • Crickets
  • Almond biscotti
  • Dog biscuits


We'll be doing further research before we put together the final recipe.

Look for it soon on your supermarket shelves.
Tom Cutts
View Profile
Staff
Northern CA
5852 Posts

Profile of Tom Cutts
Flies.
arthur stead
View Profile
Inner circle
When I played soccer, I hit
1823 Posts

Profile of arthur stead
Spiders.
Dental floss.
Cheese.
9" silks.
Bounce (laundry freshener sheets).
Arthur Stead
royalty-free music and interactive routines
www.arthurstead.com
Bob1Dog
View Profile
Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1159 Posts

Profile of Bob1Dog
Fur.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
View Profile
Inner circle
When I played soccer, I hit
1823 Posts

Profile of arthur stead
I forgot about twist ties.
Arthur Stead
royalty-free music and interactive routines
www.arthurstead.com
Starrpower
View Profile
Inner circle
4070 Posts

Profile of Starrpower
Macaroni and Cheese
Cheese ... and NO macaroni!
I second the twist ties
Bread, but generally only if they can chew it through the bag.
Sparrows
Tom Jorgenson
View Profile
Inner circle
LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA
4452 Posts

Profile of Tom Jorgenson
Mouse guts and the ever popular lizard tails.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Cat lovers: this is for you! (0 Likes)
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2021 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.13 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL