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I wanna tell you, it was a slow week here at NVMS.
How slow was it?
Well, it was so slow that...
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It was so slow that Danny Doyle managed to spell an entire post correctly.
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It was so slow that I didn't get banned.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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It was so slow that Slim's dancing emoticons fell asleep.
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It was so slow that everyone had the time to read their links before posting them. Some didn't anyways.
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The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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It was so-o-o sl-o-o-o-o-ow th-a-a-a-a-a-a-t I-I-I-I-I-I-u-u-h-h fe-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l a-a-a-a-a-ssssss-l-l-l-e-e-e-e-e-e-p z-z-z z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z z-z-z-z-z-z-z ............
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It was so slow I came back...
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It’s been slower than a herd of southern turtles.

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It was so slow that nobody noticed when the Café was offline.
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It's been so slow that Magnus has changed his mind on global warming, Acesover has become a teachers's advocate, and Carrie Sue has returned to promote gay marriage across the globe.

Meanwhile, lunatik is thinking about changing his mind on gun control, Mastermindreader wants the death penalty in all fifty states, Harry Lorayne has become a regular member of the forum but doesn't mention his books because it might disrupt our fascinating discussion, and Mark Lewis has given birth to a baby.

Things have indeed been slow. Marlin1894 has become Marlin1895 and doesn't bother to go outside anymore because it's "too cold". Landmark is nearly finished with his affectionate biography of Barry Goldwater. S2000 has become dyslexic. Lobo has opened a new business advising those preparing for their butcher's examination license. GDW has embraced Marxism and Rockwall has joined the democratic party. Tommy has started dressing like a woman and insists that Oswald shot Abraham Lincoln. Tom Cutts now has a beer belly. Steve Brooks now the most regular poster here, and keeps bringing religion and cups and balls into every discussion.

Destiny no longer has a sense of humor, and wears a business suit 24/7. Magic Santa has also returned, and is also unfunny and keeps pushing us to love Obamacare. James Randi stops by too, now, but finds the forum too slow (still, he can't prove it). David Copperfield, Ricky Jay, and Penn Jillette are regular lurkers, because it's so slow here that even famous magicians are fascinated by the anticipation for something to actually happen for a change.

Things are so slow that Salguod and Stoneunhinged have started dating.
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On Nov 10, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote:
It's been so slow that Magnus has changed his mind on global warming, Acesover has become a teachers's advocate, and Carrie Sue has returned to promote gay marriage across the globe.

Meanwhile, lunatik is thinking about changing his mind on gun control, Mastermindreader wants the death penalty in all fifty states, Harry Lorayne has become a regular member of the forum but doesn't mention his books because it might disrupt our fascinating discussion, and Mark Lewis has given birth to a baby.

Things have indeed been slow. Marlin1894 has become Marlin1895 and doesn't bother to go outside anymore because it's "too cold". Landmark is nearly finished with his affectionate biography of Barry Goldwater. S2000 has become dyslexic. Lobo has opened a new business advising those preparing for their butcher's examination license. GDW has embraced Marxism and Rockwall has joined the democratic party. Tommy has started dressing like a woman and insists that Oswald shot Abraham Lincoln. Tom Cutts now has a beer belly. Steve Brooks now the most regular poster here, and keeps bringing religion and cups and balls into every discussion.

Destiny no longer has a sense of humor, and wears a business suit 24/7. Magic Santa has also returned, and is also unfunny and keeps pushing us to love Obamacare. James Randi stops by too, now, but finds the forum too slow (still, he can't prove it). David Copperfield, Ricky Jay, and Penn Jillette are regular lurkers, because it's so slow here that even famous magicians are fascinated by the anticipation for something to actually happen for a change.

Things are so slow that Salguod and Stoneunhinged have started dating.





Very nice!!

I think anyone changing his or her position on gun control would have sufficed, though.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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On Nov 10, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote:
S2000 has become dyslexic.

Interestingly, my wife is somewhat dyslexic.

(No: I didn't take any offense at what you wrote. It was brilliant.)
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It was so slow, that retired lecturers were reviving ancient threads to try to effervesce a stagnant **** heap. Smile
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It was so slow S2000 did not have to correct anyone's grammar.
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On Nov 10, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote:
It's been so slow that Magnus has changed his mind on global warming, Acesover has become a teachers's advocate, and Carrie Sue has returned to promote gay marriage across the globe.

Meanwhile, lunatik is thinking about changing his mind on gun control, Mastermindreader wants the death penalty in all fifty states, Harry Lorayne has become a regular member of the forum but doesn't mention his books because it might disrupt our fascinating discussion, and Mark Lewis has given birth to a baby.

Things have indeed been slow. Marlin1894 has become Marlin1895 and doesn't bother to go outside anymore because it's "too cold". Landmark is nearly finished with his affectionate biography of Barry Goldwater. S2000 has become dyslexic. Lobo has opened a new business advising those preparing for their butcher's examination license. GDW has embraced Marxism and Rockwall has joined the democratic party. Tommy has started dressing like a woman and insists that Oswald shot Abraham Lincoln. Tom Cutts now has a beer belly. Steve Brooks now the most regular poster here, and keeps bringing religion and cups and balls into every discussion.

Destiny no longer has a sense of humor, and wears a business suit 24/7. Magic Santa has also returned, and is also unfunny and keeps pushing us to love Obamacare. James Randi stops by too, now, but finds the forum too slow (still, he can't prove it). David Copperfield, Ricky Jay, and Penn Jillette are regular lurkers, because it's so slow here that even famous magicians are fascinated by the anticipation for something to actually happen for a change.

Things are so slow that Salguod and Stoneunhinged have started dating.


OMG...I love this post. Still laughing. Just back from being ostracized and read this. This is great. Smile
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