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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts 
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We're Bizarre, let's start some new Christmas/Krampus traditions!
I'm tying a frog on a Firework Rocket, hanging it above the door and calling it ... "Missile Toad". And, you have to kiss under it! Another, reason to give and get a kiss from the 'Pretties'! And, 'NO' I'm not drunk ! lol Next :
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts
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OK, for my Buddy RCP & Santa ... A Stripper with her tongue stuck to the North Pole !
Whilst, She recites Intrepid's (Bob) , "The Night Before Krampus" poem !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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Taveren001 Regular user Pennsylvania 174 Posts
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I always thought that after making my traditional eggnog that I was always missing a bit of my spiced rum (and a shot glass) until I discovered Barbie and Elf on the Shelf in a rather compromising position last Christmas. (Let your imagination run free) I had a mess to clean up in the morning, and make sure Barbie got back home safe and sound.
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morgaine_le_fey Veteran user Montreal, Canada 391 Posts
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... she was blind for three days!
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afinemesh Inner circle Senseless gibberish that amounts to 2621 Posts
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Quote:
On Dec 20, 2015, morgaine_le_fey wrote: Oh my, now THERE'S an image!
"I've always been mental, I'm sure of it" Boris Pocus
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Lo Pan Special user Haven't slept in weeks - but I now have 769 Posts
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I bought the elf on the shelf for my kids years ago but was so creeped out by the weird spying theme that we got rid of it. I found a monkey toy with long arms and legs that had velcro at the ends so you could hang him in all sorts of weird places and named him Chim Chim the Christmas Chimp. The kids would wake up every morning and run around to be the first to find Chim Chim and his candy treat - a much more fun (and way cheaper) holiday tradition!
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Brynmore14 Inner circle The Séance Chamber 1815 Posts
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Happy holidays to all you Spooksters out there.
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts
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To you as well, Bryn !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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DocBenWiz Special user Meridian, Idaho 991 Posts
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Talk about weird thinking by children....two of my grandchildren are at ages 5 and 10....and the ten year old is at that questioning the credibility of Santa,..she's pretty sure it's the parents and no real belief, but she is totally into tracking the movements of the Elf on shelf every day, believes in him, along with the 5 yr old who believes in both, of course!!!?
 
"Pay no attention to that strange man behind the curtain" (it's only "Doc Benjamin from the Amazing Wizardelia Wagon")
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