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Douglas.M
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I wrote these. I have nobody else to blame.

A strange little wizard named Vole
Got obsessed with the old Benson Bowl
He inverted the thing
And started to sing:
These sponges have captured my soul!

A magician from a town we'll call Claridge
Bought gimmicks that he would disparage
His Wife knew the cause
And said without pause,
The magic is gone from our marriage.

Your turn!
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I can't think of too many that don't immediately start veering off-color. Let's see...

There once was a man named Houdini
His oratorical skills were unseemly.
His tricks, to be frank,
Were average, or stank,
But with escapes, he was quite a genie.
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A young boy was so into magic
That he practiced until he was frantic
He spent all his time
Learning sleights so divine
That the rest of his life was tragic
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One magician, although quite well versed,
Performed his last show unrehearsed.
His assistant that day
To the crowd's great dismay,
Departed, in parts, in a hearse.
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Here's fifteen pages of magic limericks:

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......orum=101
R.S.
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You guys are good! Smile

Ron
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A magician who thought he was slick
Asked a young lady to check out a trick.
But his sleights were so bad,
And his patter so sad,
That it made the young lady quite sick!
Arthur Stead
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Quote:
On Dec 20, 2015, R.S. wrote:
You guys are good! Smile

Ron


Do you mean in this thread, or in the thread I posted a link to?

The "Puzzle me this" forum has a lot of nerdy, creepy-smart types. I participated for a while because I'm a nerd; but I stopped because I wasn't creepy-smart. Just creepy. Smile
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I was initially referring to this thread, but your link is awesome too! Smile

Ron
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