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MAGNAPALM - PSIONIC MAGNETIC IMPLANTS

M.A.G.N.A = Magnetic Anti Gravity Neurol Activator

The world's first psionic implants controlled by the electrical power generated in the mind. Two neodymium magnets are implanted in each palm and controlled by a cutting edge microchip embedded in the brain. Turn 50 lb. of magnetic power on in either hand by simply blinking your eye. New technology innovated by Cyberdyne Systems, NASA, and Area 51 allow you to control magnetism giving you powers far beyond that of mortal man and makes physical palming obsolete.

Goodbye to palming as you know it. No more starfish hand contortions. No more unnatural motions. No more practice. MAGNAPALM will allow you to control the elements and give you the ultimate magic palming power at a convenient price and low health risk.

Make history the past. Step into tomorrow's future today.

Please see warnings and precautions.

Official Trailer: http://youtu.be/EDmg2bp_Cas
MAGNAPALM - The World's first psionic magnetic implants that is changing the future of magic http://youtu.be/EDmg2bp_Cas

WASHED AND DRYED - An squeaky clean incredible full deck transformation!
http://fingerjack.wix.com/washedanddryed
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There is not even one screaming girl in the trailer.
There is not even one endorsement by another “creator/seller/big name” as a reciprocal service.
Although the above are unconditional requirements for me, I have to honestly confess: here I am tempted.
What’s the price and where can I pre- pre-order before the pre-order procedure starts?
(Very well done. Congratulations! Smile )
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Is there a special deal when one order Magnapalm AND your "washed and dryed deck" from your homepage?
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Clothing restrictions?
Angles??
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I'd be interested to know the clothing restriction as well
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Brilliant. I remember pre ordering 'Washed and Dried' by the same creator. An absolute stunning effect. The endorsements for this effect are a must read.
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Thank you for your interest and questions!

In regards to clothing restrictions, they're absolutely none. This is truly apparatus you can use buck naked. Once the surgery and the healing process is complete, you are totally self-contained. You are a walking, talking, breathing high tech gimmick . You won't leave home without it, because you can't! They are permanently embedded in your palms and controlled by a Cyberdyne Nuero chip embedded in your temporal lobe. The connection is made through special fiber optic stranding attached to your nervous system and is activated by a special eye blink, which enhances and condenses the normal electrical impulses of the brain, hence the need for the pupil adapter and sinus bypass valve. The magnetic force is equal to the force of the blink up to 50 pounds. You can reach for a fork 20 feet across a table and with a light blink it will fly into your hand like you have the Force (careful with knives and sharp objects).

Getting used to activating and using MAGNAPALM is a breeze. As far as screaming spectators, I can assure you they not only scream, some run for their lives. One spectator even returned with a priest. Its effect is that strong.

Angles are the same for anything you would normally palm, except you are given much more freedom, precision, and assurance. However, our new partnership with Stark Industries will soon give us the ability to render palmed objects nearly invisible. Please look for our INVISOPALM upgrade next year.

As for endorsement and reviews, the technological advancement of this gimmick should speak for itself, however, in fairness here are some actual reviews:

"Five stars! I thought this was a joke until I was sent a prototype. Holy ****!!! Before, I couldn't even palm a quarter. Now I can palm a Black and Decker toaster!" - magicman2116

"No wand nor staff nor ring, what dark sorcery is this?" - Gandalf the Grey

"I will say the surgery hurt like hell, but it was worth it... With practice I was able to develop a zombie routine with no cover and a real 30 pound steel ball. Brilliant! Amazing! Does the itching and headaches go away at some point?" - The Amazing Herbdili

"One star. I was disappointed that once my scars healed, the batteries died. Now I need surgery to replace the batteries. The least they could have done was included another pair. More painkillers would've helped as well. A lot more. Well, gonna get my exacto knife...." - Robby D.

"7HI5 7H1NG 15 4UCK1NG GR347! V3RY 1MPR3551V3! I JU57 H4V3 7R0UBL3 W17H NUmB3R5 n0W F0R 50M3 R3450N" - John Heidelberg, Professor of Physics

"Absolutely amazing. This is secret mutant alien technology at its best. However, my joy was cut short and I am now being charged with murder. All I did was levitate his soup spoon. How was I supposed to know he had a pacemaker?" - Defendant

As a bonus, each pre-order for a Pre-op exam will include my amazingly clean card effect "Washed and Dryed." Please see link in signature.

And as a special bonus, the first 100 pre-orders will receive an additional magnetic implant for the buttocks which can be used as a hold out! (This however is not controlled by the neurol processor. It is simply to enhance your magnetic powers). No need for a magnet in your back pocket anymore!

So before anyone asks, pre-order is $4999. This entitles you to the one pre-operation examination and the entire MAGNAPALM kit. Please feel free to let me know if they were any further questions. I'm telling you, you don't want to miss this one. Pre-Order! Pre-order! Don't wait until the military confiscates the patent!
MAGNAPALM - The World's first psionic magnetic implants that is changing the future of magic http://youtu.be/EDmg2bp_Cas

WASHED AND DRYED - An squeaky clean incredible full deck transformation!
http://fingerjack.wix.com/washedanddryed
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Will this work with Canadian bills?
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Wow this looks great little steep but worth it
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1.Sound great but can we see a video demo before buy?
2. Also can you walk pass metal detectors at airport without beeping?
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How is this different from HYPER-PALM that used to be on Penguin for half your price?
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals." -- Homer Simpson
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I'm concerned with the research that went into this project.

He claims they tap into the temporal love which is how it is controlled by eye movement. However, any average college student would know the temporal lobes controls hearing. It is the occipital lobe which controls vision.

This oversight is concerning considering the health risks.

I am also concerned that this is already being exposed on YouTube:

http://youtu.be/tVVTSXA0HTU
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On Feb 23, 2016, MadisonH wrote:
I'm concerned with the research that went into this project.

He claims they tap into the temporal love which is how it is controlled by eye movement. However, any average college student would know the temporal lobes controls hearing. It is the occipital lobe which controls vision.

This oversight is concerning considering the health risks.

I am also concerned that this is already being exposed on YouTube:


Okay Professor Know-It-All, while you and your Russian spies and cohorts at Apple try to discredit our spectacular achievements, let me clarify:

As every uneducated schoolboy knows, Wikipedia states:

"The temporal lobe is one of the four major lobes of the cerebral cortex in the brain of mammals. The temporal lobe is located beneath the lateral fissure on both cerebral hemispheres of the mammalian brain."

But let me ask you, Einstein, how do you know the temporal lobe actually doesn't offers a clearer and safer passage to the hindbrain? How would you know that the technology devised by our scientists doesn't rely on a combination of biological and technical factors and necessities you and your limited knowledge know nothing about? Did you know, Professor Brainiac, that experiments with implanting the device directly into the hindbrain (where it would naturally belong) resulted in "unsavory" results? (see still of subject 235 in trailer). Implantation in other parts of the brain has yielded disastrous results (some far worse than death). But nooooo...you think we should sacrifice another couple hundred lives to go back to the basics and re-experiment with your idea. I think not.

The temporal lobe is the absolute safest place for the implant due to its biological location to the optic nerve and the facilitation of the data transfer emitted from the specific frequencies and dynamics of the chip. I'm no scientist, I am a entrepreneur. The scientists behind this project were originally drafted by the military, and when funding dropped, I took over using my family inheritance and selling my extremely rare original Kenner Star Wars Boba Fett action figure (with the notorious launching rocket that blinded children across the country).

Our scientists know more and are smarter than you and me. They are dealing with some technology not even from this planet. So there. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. In the meantime, instead of trying to sabotage our amazing product, why don't you go back to Science School and major in Brainology before pretending you know exactly how our modus operandi works. Or just Pre-order for yourself and see. You will be converted like the rest.

Everybody else....THANKS!! 52 preorders and the rest going fast! You've all been sent an email on how to start fasting and preparing for your pre-op exam. The rest of you.....Hurry and pre-order! I swear I hear helicopters above me right now that sound black and ominous!
MAGNAPALM - The World's first psionic magnetic implants that is changing the future of magic http://youtu.be/EDmg2bp_Cas

WASHED AND DRYED - An squeaky clean incredible full deck transformation!
http://fingerjack.wix.com/washedanddryed
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Fingerjack, will you marry me? I love this guy.
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On Feb 23, 2016, MadisonH wrote:
I'm concerned with the research that went into this project.

He claims they tap into the temporal love which is how it is controlled by eye movement. However, any average college student would know the temporal lobes controls hearing. It is the occipital lobe which controls vision.

This oversight is concerning considering the health risks.

I am also concerned that this is already being exposed on YouTube:


Okay Professor Know-It-All, while you and your Russian spies and cohorts at Apple try to discredit our spectacular achievements, let me clarify:

As every uneducated schoolboy knows, Wikipedia states:

"The temporal lobe is one of the four major lobes of the cerebral cortex in the brain of mammals. The temporal lobe is located beneath the lateral fissure on both cerebral hemispheres of the mammalian brain."

But let me ask you, Einstein, how do you know the temporal lobe actually doesn't offers a clearer and safer passage to the hindbrain? How would you know that the technology devised by our scientists doesn't rely on a combination of biological and technical factors and necessities you and your limited knowledge know nothing about? Did you know, Professor Brainiac, that experiments with implanting the device directly into the hindbrain (where it would naturally belong) resulted in "unsavory" results? (see still of subject 235 in trailer). Implantation in other parts of the brain has yielded disastrous results (some far worse than death). But nooooo...you think we should sacrifice another couple hundred lives to go back to the basics and re-experiment with your idea. I think not.

The temporal lobe is the absolute safest place for the implant due to its biological location to the optic nerve and the facilitation of the data transfer emitted from the specific frequencies and dynamics of the chip. I'm no scientist, I am a entrepreneur. The scientists behind this project were originally drafted by the military, and when funding dropped, I took over using my family inheritance and selling my extremely rare original Kenner Star Wars Boba Fett action figure (with the notorious launching rocket that blinded children across the country).

Our scientists know more and are smarter than you and me. They are dealing with some technology not even from this planet. So there. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. In the meantime, instead of trying to sabotage our amazing product, why don't you go back to Science School and major in Brainology before pretending you know exactly how our modus operandi works. Or just Pre-order for yourself and see. You will be converted like the rest.

Everybody else....THANKS!! 52 preorders and the rest going fast! You've all been sent an email on how to start fasting and preparing for your pre-op exam. The rest of you.....Hurry and pre-order! I swear I hear helicopters above me right now that sound black and ominous!
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On Feb 23, 2016, Calvin826 wrote:
"I thought of this years ago" - Gregory Stilson

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One thing is for sure: this is THE trick of 2016 !
Let's DO it in december 2016.
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Most definitely THE demo of the year. The amount of work that must have gone into producing it? The mind boggles. Very talented guy is our Corey.
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Please don't buy it, I want to be the only one performing it !
Get yourself the Flap Cards guide : http://www.penguinmagic.com/p/4435

Make sure to check my review website, new reviews coming every week ! http://lesavisdalexis.wix.com/reviews
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