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fingerjack Special user CT, USA 574 Posts |
It's a NEVER HEARD OF super-long extension of BLACK FRIDAY, CYBER-MONDAY , and TOSS-OUT TUESDAY!
For the next 287 hours only, a MEGA SUPER AMAZING DEAL YOU NEED TO BUY NOW!!! BUY TWO MAGNAPALM KITS FOR THE PRICE ONE - AND GET THE SECOND ONE FREE!!! Get BOTH hands done for the price of only TWO!!! Amazing!!! As for endorsement and reviews, the technological advancement of this gimmick should speak for itself, however, in fairness here are some actual reviews: "Five stars! I thought this was a joke until I was sent a prototype. Holy ****!!! Before, I couldn't even palm a quarter. Now I can palm a Black and Decker toaster!" - magicman2116 "No wand nor staff nor ring, what dark sorcery is this?" - Gandalf the Grey "I will say the surgery hurt like hell, but it was worth it... With practice I was able to develop a zombie routine with no cover and a real 30 pound steel ball. Brilliant! Amazing! Does the itching and headaches go away at some point?" - The Amazing Herbdili "One star. I was disappointed that once my scars healed, the batteries died. Now I need surgery to replace the batteries. The least they could have done was included another pair. More painkillers would've helped as well. A lot more. Well, gonna get my exacto knife...." - Robby D. "7HI5 7H1NG 15 4UCK1NG GR347! V3RY 1MPR3551V3! I JU57 H4V3 7R0UBL3 W17H NUmB3R5 n0W F0R 50M3 R3450N" - John Heidelberg, Professor of Physics "Absolutely amazing. This is secret mutant alien technology at its best. However, my joy was cut short and I am now being charged with murder. All I did was levitate his soup spoon. How was I supposed to know he had a pacemaker?" - Defendant As a bonus, each pre-order for a Pre-op exam will include my amazingly clean card effect "Washed and Dryed." Please see link in signature. And as a special bonus, the first 100 pre-orders will receive an additional magnetic implant for the buttocks which can be used as a hold out! (This however is not controlled by the neurol processor. It is simply to enhance your magnetic powers). No need for a magnet in your back pocket anymore! So before anyone asks, pre-order is $499. This entitles you to the one pre-operation examination and the entire MAGNAPALM kit. Please feel free to let me know if they were any further questions. I'm telling you, you don't want to miss this one. Pre-Order! Pre-order! Don't wait until the military confiscates the patent! DON'T MISS THE HOLIDAY CHEER. SEASON'S GREETINGS TO ALL!!!!!!
MAGNAPALM - The World's first psionic magnetic implants that is changing the future of magic http://youtu.be/EDmg2bp_Cas
WASHED AND DRYED - An squeaky clean incredible full deck transformation! http://fingerjack.wix.com/washedanddryed |
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