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How cold is it at your place? It is so cold here the cadavers anus pucker so much and I can't insert the anal cork or even a ten-penny nail.
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LOL!!!

8 Degrees here in Long Island NY, Willie.

Not fun at all. But I don’t envy your cadaver issue.....
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It’s so cold, the politicians have their hands in their own pockets!

(16 in DC)
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It’s so cold, the politicians have their hands in their own pockets!

(16 in DC)


Now that is cold!
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LOL!!!

8 Degrees here in Long Island NY, Willie.

Not fun at all. But I don’t envy your cadaver issue.....


It got down to 9 degrees here in NC. We get this about every 10 years. People laughed when I brought home a snowblower from a yard sale three years ago. Everyone joked that I was the only person in Eastern NC with a snow blower. They aren't laughing now.
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Same here Willie! I had an Uncle up North that passed away and I cleared out a bunch of his stuff. Being a pack rat I kept most everything including a small snow blower. You are right nobody is laughing now. Hopefully can store it again for another decade!
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Same here Willie! I had an Uncle up North that passed away and I cleared out a bunch of his stuff. Being a pack rat I kept most everything including a small snow blower. You are right nobody is laughing now. Hopefully can store it again for another decade!


I plan to...... I've only seen two other times I could have used one in the past four decades.
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It's in the 50s here in Florida.

Was dipping into the 30s at night the last couple of days.
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It's so ***ed cold out here, I looked out of my window this morning to see Lucifer chewing on Brutus, Cassius, and Judas!
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73 where I am in Phoenix. We'll talk again in June.
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I'm in Nashville and it is 19 right now...of course, no snow as is usual here.
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Fairbanks Alaska. It was -17 yesterday. Haven’t checked today. And this is actually an unseasonably warm winter.

We actually don’t bury bodies in the winter because the ground is frozen too hard. People either opt for cremation or keep the bodies frozen until they can be buried.

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Fairbanks Alaska. It was -17 yesterday. Haven’t checked today. And this is actually an unseasonably warm winter.

We actually don’t bury bodies in the winter because the ground is frozen too hard. People either opt for cremation or keep the bodies frozen until they can be buried.

Patrick


I could not imagine temperature that cold. Being a dryer snow would help some I suppose. Do you freeze the bodies and store them at the Funeral Home or just cover them and sit them outback? Sounds like a business idea to dig the holes before the winter sits in and then you could bury them at the time you wanted.
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In Kentucky, it has been as cold as a tin John in the Yukon.
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We have similar burial practices in North Dakota too.

http://bismarcktribune.com/news/state-an......286.html
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We have similar burial practices in North Dakota too.

http://bismarcktribune.com/news/state-an......286.html


Good to hear from you Schaff. Down here in the lowlands we have the "Instant Burial". We just place you on the ground and let you seep in.
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Where to put the dirt excavated from the hole? It also freezes! I understand that one of the mortuaries has a storage freezer, but I suspect most of the time cremation is the suggested option.

And a bunch of open holes makes visiting graves rather odd. Also, who is going to want to attend a graveside service at those temperatures?

It was much warmer today, got up to about 0.

One of my favorite temperatures for explaining things to Outside folks is -8. At that point, the temperature inside my house is as much above freezing as the outside is below.

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It's so cold the flashers are describing themselves.

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4F (-16C) this morning.
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