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Quote:
On 2004-04-22 13:23, Seance wrote:
"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"...


Didn't W.C Fields have that written on his?
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Another WCF quote I was always fond of! Smile
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On 2004-04-22 11:44, Firedice27 wrote:
Nothing fancy, just a 20 foot tall bronze statue of me crushing the skulls of my enemies under my boots, holding aloft a battle axe that shoots bolts of lightning every hour and a speaker system that plays "Into The Void" by Black Sabbath over and over again. Oh, and with a lovely little vase for flowers in front of it.


Wouldn't "Iron Man" be more appropriate if you are going to have that statue?
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I always liked...

As you are now, I once was.
As I am now, you will be.

Not sure if I got that exact but I really like that one.

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I like the New York tombstone: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT!?"
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These are hilarious! They are breakin' me up, just reading them! Most of them I have to say " Now darn! Why didn't I think of that!
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In humour: Missed by friends and family...hit by a truck

Would like: His bones lye here his deeds live on

Most likely: Gone 6ft in the right direction


Muggy
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Daffydoug,
do a search on Amazon Books....Obituaries..there are loads of books full of 'em both serious and funny.

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I'm sure that's so, but I wanted to hear what my brother magicians had to say.
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Dial 1-800-TOO-LATE

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1963-2075

or maybe even


No, the other hand!!
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No tombstone here...prefer cremation...but if I had one...

She was here, but now she's gone, let her memory linger on, for those who knew her, knew her best, and the heck with all the rest.


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I like the idea of a song but I will go for Evanescence "bring me back to life"
My tombstone would read in big letters " If you can read this you are too close...." and in small letters " too close to joining me so get your act together" excuse the pun.
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