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weepinwil
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With all this talk about he and she and stuff like that, the cadavers have their grave clothes in an uproar. Here are a few of their demands:

Dead is now Previously Living or Post Mobile.
Funeral is now Going Far Away Party.
We can't use Stiff now, we must refer to them as Flexibility Challenged.
Grave is now Last Known Location.
Grave Digger is now a Geologic Constructor.
Funeral Home is referred to as a Repose Parlor.
Funerals are now Final Going Away Parties.
Embalming is called a Serum Exchange Procedure.
Heaven and Hell cannot be used in the sermons anymore. They either went North or Going South.
Widow and Widower must now be referred to as an Eternally Liberated Spouse.

The list just keeps going on and on. You get the idea of this political correctness that is a plague worse than death itself. Next thing you know, we will have to stop dressing them up for Halloween or posing them in chairs. Takes the FUN out of Repose Parlor's Final Going Away Party (FUNerals).

We've got to stop this madness. People have tries to hid their children from the spectre of Death so long and it isn't necessary. I had a Mom bring her three year old son to a wake and he wanted to look in the coffin. His mother kept saying no until he finally wore her down and she lifted him up to see. "What's wrong with him?" The child asked. "He's just sleeping, Dear." The mother replied. "He looks dead to me!" The child added.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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