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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21245 Posts 
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I guess you were a doctor and a nutritionist also before magic so you can speak with such authority on what is healthy and what is not?
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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The real question here is if you use a hickory stick to beat a dead horse will it taste any better?
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21245 Posts
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The stick will taste much better.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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ringmaster Inner circle Memphis, Down in Dixie 1974 Posts
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Weed Eaters want to be carnivorous.
One of the last living 10-in-one performers. I wanted to be in show business the worst way, and that was it.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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No. I look at a dead cow being eaten by carnivores and think, that must taste great.
Sushi and sashimi. Same thing when I see fish eaten by other fish.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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loserdlj New user 64 Posts
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The fish will taste much better.
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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How does Joe Joe explain the popularity of Mett?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett No smoke in sight! |
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts
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On Feb 18, 2019, stoneunhinged wrote: That Mettigel is cute! |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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On Feb 18, 2019, S2000magician wrote: Geschmacksache, I suppose. Never saw a Mettigel before. But what I did see once--and I described it once here at the Café several years ago--is a group of guys having breakfast together in a school canteen, and they had a plate of bread rolls, a plate of sliced onions, a bottle of Heinz ketchup, and a plate with about two kilos (ca. five lbs) of raw ground pork. I said "Guten Apetit" to the guys and inquired about their feast. They called it a "Feuerwehr Frühstück" (fireman's breakfast), whatever that meant (or means). |
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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On Feb 19, 2019, stoneunhinged wrote: That's my safety word.
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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JoeJoe Inner circle Myrtle Beach 1915 Posts
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On Feb 18, 2019, stoneunhinged wrote: Quote:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett Pepper ... a plant. Garlic ... plant. Caraway ... plant. Chopped onion ... plant. Bread roll ... Wheat, another plant. As stated in the OP, "everything you season your meat with is designed to trick your brain into thinking it is a plant so you won't want to vomit when you eat it. The wikipedia article also states it is "It is also sold in the form of mettwurst, a spicy, raw sausage, often smoked", so yes ... there very much is indeed smoke in sight. 
-JoeJoe
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Senor Fabuloso Inner circle 1243 Posts
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"season your meat" I'm not touching that one
No matter how many times you say the wrong thing, it will NEVER be right.
If I'm not responding to you? It's because you're a TROLL! |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2889 Posts
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I have eaten steak, hamburgers and hot dogs with nothing on them. Ditto pork chops. Plants are used to enhance the meat, not cover it up.
We're not the ones coming up with "fake meat," telling everyone; "You can't tell the difference!" Believe me, eating a soy burger DID make me want to throw up.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts
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The World's Second Biggest Lie: It tastes just like meat.
(I know this is probably the 20th time I've posted that joke, but I'm going to keep doing it until somebody laughs.)
Click here to get Gerald Deutsch's Perverse Magic: The First Sixteen Years
All proceeds to Open Heart Magic charity. |
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Senor Fabuloso Inner circle 1243 Posts
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I saw you as having WAAAAAAY more self esteem than that landmark but here you go
No matter how many times you say the wrong thing, it will NEVER be right.
If I'm not responding to you? It's because you're a TROLL! |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts
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Free at last, free at last...
Click here to get Gerald Deutsch's Perverse Magic: The First Sixteen Years
All proceeds to Open Heart Magic charity. |
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21245 Posts
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On Feb 27, 2019, ed rhodes wrote: Yes sir we agree.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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JoeJoe Inner circle Myrtle Beach 1915 Posts
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There are dozens of different fake meats, to sample one and label them all is nonsense. Many of them are wheat based so that is like saying because you don't like pasta you don't want to eat donuts either.
Regardless, man did not eat flesh until after he learned how to build fire; until man learned how to build fire man ate nuts and berries. Man's natural instinct is a vegan diet, eating flesh is learned behavior. -JoeJoe
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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... or man ate raw meat.
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts
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On Feb 28, 2019, JoeJoe wrote: And you know this . . . how? |
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