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I guess you were a doctor and a nutritionist also before magic so you can speak with such authority on what is healthy and what is not?
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The real question here is if you use a hickory stick to beat a dead horse will it taste any better?
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The stick will taste much better.
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Weed Eaters want to be carnivorous.
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No. I look at a dead cow being eaten by carnivores and think, that must taste great.

Sushi and sashimi. Same thing when I see fish eaten by other fish.
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The fish will taste much better.
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How does Joe Joe explain the popularity of Mett?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

No smoke in sight!
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On Feb 18, 2019, stoneunhinged wrote:
How does Joe Joe explain the popularity of Mett?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

No smoke in sight!

That Mettigel is cute!
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On Feb 18, 2019, stoneunhinged wrote:
How does Joe Joe explain the popularity of Mett?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

No smoke in sight!

That Mettigel is cute!


Geschmacksache, I suppose.

Never saw a Mettigel before. But what I did see once--and I described it once here at the Café several years ago--is a group of guys having breakfast together in a school canteen, and they had a plate of bread rolls, a plate of sliced onions, a bottle of Heinz ketchup, and a plate with about two kilos (ca. five lbs) of raw ground pork.

I said "Guten Apetit" to the guys and inquired about their feast. They called it a "Feuerwehr Frühstück" (fireman's breakfast), whatever that meant (or means).
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"Feuerwehr Frühstück"


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How does Joe Joe explain the popularity of Mett?


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett
It is normally served with salt and black pepper, and sometimes with garlic, caraway or chopped onion, and eaten raw, usually on a bread roll.


Pepper ... a plant.

Garlic ... plant.

Caraway ... plant.

Chopped onion ... plant.

Bread roll ... Wheat, another plant.



As stated in the OP, "everything you season your meat with is designed to trick your brain into thinking it is a plant so you won't want to vomit when you eat it.

The wikipedia article also states it is "It is also sold in the form of mettwurst, a spicy, raw sausage, often smoked", so yes ... there very much is indeed smoke in sight. Smile

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"season your meat" I'm not touching that one Smile
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I have eaten steak, hamburgers and hot dogs with nothing on them. Ditto pork chops. Plants are used to enhance the meat, not cover it up.

We're not the ones coming up with "fake meat," telling everyone; "You can't tell the difference!" Believe me, eating a soy burger DID make me want to throw up.
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The World's Second Biggest Lie: It tastes just like meat.

(I know this is probably the 20th time I've posted that joke, but I'm going to keep doing it until somebody laughs.)
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I saw you as having WAAAAAAY more self esteem than that landmark but here you go Smile
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On Feb 27, 2019, ed rhodes wrote:
I have eaten steak, hamburgers and hot dogs with nothing on them. Ditto pork chops. Plants are used to enhance the meat, not cover it up.

We're not the ones coming up with "fake meat," telling everyone; "You can't tell the difference!" Believe me, eating a soy burger DID make me want to throw up.


Yes sir we agree.
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There are dozens of different fake meats, to sample one and label them all is nonsense. Many of them are wheat based so that is like saying because you don't like pasta you don't want to eat donuts either.

Regardless, man did not eat flesh until after he learned how to build fire; until man learned how to build fire man ate nuts and berries. Man's natural instinct is a vegan diet, eating flesh is learned behavior.

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... or man ate raw meat.
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Regardless, man did not eat flesh until after he learned how to build fire; until man learned how to build fire man ate nuts and berries. Man's natural instinct is a vegan diet, eating flesh is learned behavior.

And you know this . . . how?
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