The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Every meat eater wants to be a vegan and I can prove it to you (32 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..6..9..12..15~16~17~18~19..26~27~28 [Next]
Dannydoyle
View Profile
Eternal Order
19770 Posts

Profile of Dannydoyle
JoeJoe sorry to tell you but other animals use eggs. But again facts are not really your strong suit is it?
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus
<BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell
S2000magician
View Profile
Inner circle
Yorba Linda, CA
3469 Posts

Profile of S2000magician
Quote:
On Mar 21, 2019, JoeJoe wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 20, 2019, ed rhodes wrote:
Eggs are not chicken's food. Just sayin'

THe white part of the egg is food for the baby chicken fetus inside the yolk

Much as I hate to agree with JoeJoe – even more than I hate agreeing with Ron – he's correct here: the albumen (that's what the white part's called, JoeJoe) is intended to feed the chick before it hatches.

It doesn't remotely make up for all of the stupid things JoeJoe's written here, but it would be disingenuous to say that it's wrong.
Animated Puppets
View Profile
Regular user
Lost on a Green Screen
152 Posts

Profile of Animated Puppets
An egg represents the whole not a part, so no... the egg itself does not consume itself. It may be semantics but as others who have posted mentioned... words have meaning.

Not to say that I'm not entertained.
Image
Life's like a movie, write your own ending...
tommy
View Profile
Eternal Order
Devil’s Island
15746 Posts

Profile of tommy
Is a chicken, a chicken, when its an egg? Is a chicken, a chicken when it hatches Or is it only a chic?
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

Tommy
magicfish
View Profile
Inner circle
6156 Posts

Profile of magicfish
It is correct, but it isn't what he meant.
S2000magician
View Profile
Inner circle
Yorba Linda, CA
3469 Posts

Profile of S2000magician
Quote:
On Mar 21, 2019, tommy wrote:
Or is it only a chic?

Or a suave?
imgic
View Profile
Inner circle
Moved to Seattle to see
1072 Posts

Profile of imgic
In graduate school statistics class, we had a professed mathematically prove the egg came first...
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
Senor Fabuloso
View Profile
Inner circle
1250 Posts

Profile of Senor Fabuloso
In graduate school biology class, we had a professor prove the chicken came first...
No matter how many times you say the wrong thing, it will NEVER be right.

If I'm not responding to you? It's because you're a TROLL!
landmark
View Profile
Inner circle
within a triangle
4736 Posts

Profile of landmark
Did Adam have a belly button?
Animated Puppets
View Profile
Regular user
Lost on a Green Screen
152 Posts

Profile of Animated Puppets
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, landmark wrote:
Did Adam have a belly button?




No... but he was born a vegetarian.... Smile
Image
Life's like a movie, write your own ending...
Senor Fabuloso
View Profile
Inner circle
1250 Posts

Profile of Senor Fabuloso
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, Mike Gainor wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, landmark wrote:
Did Adam have a belly button?


No... but he was born a vegetarian.... Smile


Don't think so? "Then God said, "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground." Genesis 1:26
No matter how many times you say the wrong thing, it will NEVER be right.

If I'm not responding to you? It's because you're a TROLL!
Dannydoyle
View Profile
Eternal Order
19770 Posts

Profile of Dannydoyle
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, Mike Gainor wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, landmark wrote:
Did Adam have a belly button?




No... but he was born a vegetarian.... Smile


Only as a stepping stone to becoming vegan. Try to keep up.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus
<BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell
S2000magician
View Profile
Inner circle
Yorba Linda, CA
3469 Posts

Profile of S2000magician
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, Mike Gainor wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, landmark wrote:
Did Adam have a belly button?

No... but he was born a vegetarian.... Smile

I'm pretty sure that he wasn't born.
Animated Puppets
View Profile
Regular user
Lost on a Green Screen
152 Posts

Profile of Animated Puppets
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, S2000magician wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, Mike Gainor wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, landmark wrote:
Did Adam have a belly button?

No... but he was born a vegetarian.... Smile

I'm pretty sure that he wasn't born.


From the Book Of JoeJoe: Chapter: Every meat eater wants to be a vegan and I can prove it to you: Verse 14:

Quote:
You are a primate. Primates are born with vegan bodies and vegan instincts. That is fact.
Image
Life's like a movie, write your own ending...
S2000magician
View Profile
Inner circle
Yorba Linda, CA
3469 Posts

Profile of S2000magician
Quote:
On May 22, 2018, JoeJoe wrote:
Everything you season your meat with is designed to trick your brain into thinking it is a plant . . . .

Some people put turkey gravy on mashed potatoes.
ed rhodes
View Profile
Inner circle
Rhode Island
2699 Posts

Profile of ed rhodes
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, Mike Gainor wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, S2000magician wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, Mike Gainor wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 23, 2019, landmark wrote:
Did Adam have a belly button?

No... but he was born a vegetarian.... Smile

I'm pretty sure that he wasn't born.


From the Book Of JoeJoe: Chapter: Every meat eater wants to be a vegan and I can prove it to you: Verse 14:

Quote:
You are a primate. Primates are born with vegan bodies and vegan instincts. That is fact.


Then why is it, the first thing we feed on is milk? Not very vegan.
"He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." - Rafael Sabatini, Scaramouche
JoeJoe
View Profile
Inner circle
Myrtle Beach
1910 Posts

Profile of JoeJoe
Quote:
On Mar 27, 2019, ed rhodes wrote:
Then why is it, the first thing we feed on is milk? Not very vegan.


Vegan don't eat animal products ... are you suggesting that human mothers are animals??

A human mother produces milk for the sole purpose of nourishing her baby - there is no moral contradiction in breastfeeding. If she is not your mom, it is not your milk.

-JoeJoe
Watch the Pilot Episode of my new TV Show:As Seen on TV: The JoeJoe Magic Show
Learn JoeJoe's secrets at Magic Joint dot com
S2000magician
View Profile
Inner circle
Yorba Linda, CA
3469 Posts

Profile of S2000magician
Quote:
On Mar 28, 2019, JoeJoe wrote:
Quote:
On Mar 27, 2019, ed rhodes wrote:
Then why is it, the first thing we feed on is milk? Not very vegan.

Vegan don't eat animal products ... are you suggesting that human mothers are animals??

Of course they are.
tommy
View Profile
Eternal Order
Devil’s Island
15746 Posts

Profile of tommy
The Great Famine (Irish: an Gorta Mór) was not simply caused by a natural event, a potato blight, but also by the mass compulsory purchase of farm animals there to feed the British army abroad, which left the Irish short of food in general before the potato blight.


Every meat eater did not want to be a vegan in The Great Famine, did they?
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

Tommy
Elizabeth Brookes
View Profile
New user
6 Posts

Profile of Elizabeth Brookes
You ignored my post which 100% proved you wrong.

I don't season my meat with anything.

Today for breakfast I had two chicken fillets, grilled and with a side of steak.

All unseasoned and with no veg because veg tastes awful.

Get off your high horse and realise there is nothing wrong with eating meat. Animals do not have the same worth as a human, until a giraffe performs life saving surgery on a child or a dog composes a symphony, go away.
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Every meat eater wants to be a vegan and I can prove it to you (32 Likes)
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..6..9..12..15~16~17~18~19..26~27~28 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2019 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.15 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL