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weepinwil
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Have you ever wanted an Uncle Fred? Or maybe just a friend named Fred? Now you can have one!

I knew when she came in to make arrangements with new hair and makeup, wearing a mini-skirt that showed too much upper thigh and a low cut blouse that immodestly revealed too much cleavage, that she wouldn't be back to pick up the cremains of her departed husband. His name was Fred and he has occupied space on my shelf too long. Anyone interested in an adoption program, "Adopt a Cadaver"?
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
Lo Pan
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Hmmmm - does Fred include a decorative container to store him in or is he in a ziplock bag?
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On Jan 12, 2019, Lo Pan wrote:
Hmmmm - does Fred include a decorative container to store him in or is he in a ziplock bag?


Decorative container of course. Last time I stored one in a ziplock the wife's sister thought it was cake decorations.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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If it is the Fred I knew, an hourglass would be the perfect decorative container, he was a clock watcher at work.
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On Jan 12, 2019, Wravyn wrote:
If it is the Fred I knew, an hourglass would be the perfect decorative container, he was a clock watcher at work.


I tried to use the hourglass once but the ashes kept wanting to go up the glass and not down.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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