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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!"
"Go ahead and play the blues if it will make you happy!" these are two quotes from this person. Any guesses who it was who spoke them? I'll post more quotes later.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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KerryJK Special user Northampton UK 621 Posts |
Homer Simpson.
Here's a couple more from someone else, the first one is words to live by. The second may be a bit of a giveaway, but I want to give you people a chance of getting it! "Rats, I'm never so stupid as when I'm being smart". "There are three things I've learnt never to discuss with people; religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin". |
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kihei kid Inner circle Dog House 1039 Posts |
Not familiar with the 1st one but the 2nd is Charlie Brown.
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
In loving memory of Hughie Thomasson 1952-2007.
You brought something beautiful to this world, you touched my heart, my soul and my life. You will be greatly missed. Until we meet again “my old friend”. |
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
My music teacher used to say the fork in the road bit....
"Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity, but I'm not quite so sure about the former." |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
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On 2004-05-10 06:16, HelenHeld wrote: Dang, that was fast! C'mon now, be honest. Did you google that? OK, heres a couple more Homerism's. "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!" "Because theyr'e stupid, that's why! That's why everybody does everything!" "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!" "Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" LOL, LOL!!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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blindbo Special user Bucks County, PA 790 Posts |
The kid's quote smells of Yogi Berra.
Jordini, if yours isn't WC Fields it probably should be. Now, mine: There's always a garbage disposal on sale at Sears. Really, its mine. |
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Craig Krisulevicz Special user Philadelphia, PA 647 Posts |
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On 2004-05-10 13:46, Jordini wrote: Einstein. Here's a tricky one... "If you want a friend, get a dog."
Who is John Galt?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
HA, Ha HA!!!
Hey Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF!! (From the movie Home Alone -Mckauley Caulkin (SP)
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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KerryJK Special user Northampton UK 621 Posts |
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Dang, that was fast! C'mon now, be honest. Did you google that? Sadly not, I just watch the Simpsons a lot. |
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
Favorite Homer Simpson Quote: (to flanders)
"Can Jesus Microwave a burrito so hot that not even he himself could eat it?" Quote:
On 2004-05-10 19:11, blindbo wrote: Fraid Craig got this one right, it was Einstein. He also said "God does not play dice." |
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Magix Elite user 432 Posts |
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On 2004-05-10 08:26, kihei kid wrote: Actually, I think it was Linus. Here's another - "The only thing wrong with the Baptists is that they don't hold them under the water long enough." |
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x-treem Inner circle 1133 Posts |
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On 2004-05-10 22:38, Magix wrote: Actually the quote SHOULD be Southern Baptists (which it originally was). We from the North are pretty tame and laid back. X
A direct from text adaptation : The Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Starring Mickey Rooney in his final role.
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kihei kid Inner circle Dog House 1039 Posts |
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On 2004-05-10 19:11, blindbo wrote: Right you are. Magix is right I am wrong, ooops. Here's one... “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
In loving memory of Hughie Thomasson 1952-2007.
You brought something beautiful to this world, you touched my heart, my soul and my life. You will be greatly missed. Until we meet again “my old friend”. |
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Magix Elite user 432 Posts |
X-treem,
You're probably right about what it SHOULD be, but I think I quoted the source accurately. Either way, you sounded in your post as if you know who said it but you didn't give a name. So.. still no answer? Anyone? |
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x-treem Inner circle 1133 Posts |
The originator of the quote used Southen Baptist so I was just correcting it (Plus I'm a Nothern Baptist, that is the main reasoning for the correction:))
I know who said it BUT want someone else to figure it out. I did my time in the song lines thread. X
A direct from text adaptation : The Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Starring Mickey Rooney in his final role.
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Ellen Kotzin Loyal user UPSTATE, NY 280 Posts |
"Im not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Ellen |
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts |
Woody Allen
Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? Is it because we are not the person involved. |
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
"If a tree falls in the forest, and we've already sold the tree, does it have quality"
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Chrystal Inner circle Canada/France 1552 Posts |
Responsible. Who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, "Who's responsible for this?
Jerry Seinfeld |
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Jason Wethington Special user Orlando, Fl 615 Posts |
"When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything that happens comes there 10 years later than anywhere else."
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