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S2000magician
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One of the greatest drivers in Formula 1.

RIP Niki.
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Niki was a pretty good guy.
,..lived his life.

There was a joke, we used to tell,
often,..about Niki,.
probably won't get the chance,
much anymore.
Goes like this:

Niki was famous for interviewing, each and every applicant for stewardess,
to his airlines,..personally. Lauda Air. (True.)
One day, three pretty ladies were sitting in the waiting-room,
waiting for their interview.
The first enters,,..two minutes later comes out,...frowning.
The second goes in,..two minutes later comes out frowning.
The third quickly askes: "Give me advice!"
The frowning seconds replies: "Don't say a THING about his burnt face or missing ear!"

The third enters the room.
Mr. Lauda, sitting behind a big desk, says to the lady:
"Look closely at me, and tell me what you notice."

The applicant looks for a minute, then says:
"You wear contact lenses."

"That'a MARVELOUS!", screams Niki,
"How do you know?"

The applicant replies:
"Well, there's no way in hell you could wear glasses!"

Rest in peace Niki.
You made the world a funner place.
Gallagher
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