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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Below is a link that tells the story of a Catholic Bishop that is going to spray an entire city with Holy Water from a military helicopter to exorcise the demons that he believes are plaguing it. The event is in Colombia but perhaps we could bring him to the USA and hit a couple of our major cities while he is on a roll.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/bishop-spray-......369.html
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Josepher New user Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 90 Posts |
Very cool story. Thanks for the link. Perhaps adding Holy Water to the drinking water supply, similar to fluoride would be an easier method.
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Joshua J Inner circle 1014 Posts |
A quick blessing to the drinking water supply does seem a quicker option. Maybe worried sinners drink bottled water. Fair judgement on the plastic waste.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Jul 11, 2019, Josepher wrote: I like that idea. Then, as some of the Gnostics believed, the demons would be expelled out the bowels. Many sects took enemas daily and the stench was proof of the demons.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Jul 11, 2019, Joshua J wrote: Think I am going to offer my church members Salvation by the Bottle next Sunday. Forget confession and communion, just drink this $100 bottle of water and all the demons will be expelled....
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Josepher New user Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 90 Posts |
Just be careful. That stuff BURNS !!!
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Jul 11, 2019, Josepher wrote: So does Ron Rico 151.... that's why I am adding that to it. It will make it feel more authentic and if it doesn't work no one will care.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
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Lo Pan Special user Haven't slept in weeks - but I now have 769 Posts |
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On Jul 11, 2019, weepinwil wrote: Sounds like fun - very old school - I think Masklyn would approve and partake! |
weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Jul 14, 2019, Lo Pan wrote: When I would go to Puerto Rica I would bring the rum back. We joked that you mixed 1 shot of 151 with a bath tub of coke. After all 200 proof is pure alcohol.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Josepher New user Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 90 Posts |
Perhaps that's the stuff the Holy Man should be dropping by helicopter.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Exorcist: Now hiring. Qualifications are bring your own rum and be able to mumble incoherently. Pay is 2 souls a day.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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