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Intrepid
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Seen any good halloween epitaphs? Please share. Below are some suitably creepy ones.

Roses are red
violets are blue
the ghost of my body
is watching you

We all have a debt
to nature due
I've paid mine
and so must you

Here in the forest
dark and deep
I offer you
eternal sleep

Here lies
poor Mary Aster
should have walked
a little faster

Unexpected
where his dying groans
died this very night
reading tombstones
Bob
weepinwil
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I may add some later.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Bubba Turner
“Hey y’all… watch this!”

We all have a debt
To nature due
I’ve paid mine
And so must you

The wise, the sober and the brave
Must try the cold and silent grave

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
He came for me,
And he’ll come for you

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
Quite well, I bet, since it’s well fed
By your body down below

Remember me as you pass by,
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so you must be,
Prepare for death and follow me

Owen Moore has passed away
Owin’ more than he could pay

Beneath this stone my wife doth lie
Now she’s at rest and so am I
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An oldie but a moldy:

Here lies Lester Moore,
Took six slugs from a '44
No Les, No Moore.

BC
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The Haunted Mansion at Disney World has a few too....
THE MAN THE SKEPTICS REFUSE TO TEST FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.. The Worlds Foremost Authority on Houdini's Life after Death.....
Dr. O
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I told you I was sick.
Philemon Vanderbeck
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For a professional tightrope walker:

Used no net;
showed no fear.
Made misstep.
Wound up here.
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician
"I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five."
Intrepid
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On Oct 6, 2021, Slim King wrote:
The Haunted Mansion at Disney World has a few too....

As a kid, the Haunted Mansion was the coolest thing I've ever seen. And at 58 it still ranks up there.
Here's something I just learned, the names on the tombstones were tributes to the staff that designed the attraction.
The 13 tombstones of Disney's Haunted Mansion
Bob
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On Oct 7, 2021, Intrepid wrote:
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On Oct 6, 2021, Slim King wrote:
The Haunted Mansion at Disney World has a few too....

As a kid, the Haunted Mansion was the coolest thing I've ever seen. And at 58 it still ranks up there.
Here's something I just learned, the names on the tombstones were tributes to the staff that designed the attraction.
The 13 tombstones of Disney's Haunted Mansion

Great Article!!! Thanks... Smile
THE MAN THE SKEPTICS REFUSE TO TEST FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.. The Worlds Foremost Authority on Houdini's Life after Death.....
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On Oct 7, 2021, Intrepid wrote:
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On Oct 6, 2021, Slim King wrote:
The Haunted Mansion at Disney World has a few too....

As a kid, the Haunted Mansion was the coolest thing I've ever seen. And at 58 it still ranks up there.
Here's something I just learned, the names on the tombstones were tributes to the staff that designed the attraction.
The 13 tombstones of Disney's Haunted Mansion


Would be great when those people died they just brought them to Disney and buried them there under those tombstones.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
GlennLawrence
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Seen on Mel Blanc's tombstone (creator of Bugs Bunny)

"That's All, Folks!"
Intrepid
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Names:
Anita Mortician
Barry M. Alyve and Stella Alyve
Ben Behter
Bea A. Frayd
C. U. Sune
Dee Cayed
Dr. Izzy Gone
Gil T. Conscience
Ima Heere
Imus B. Goewin
Myra Maynes
I. Emma Ghost
Ivanna B. Alive
Yula B. Heresoon
Bob
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GET OFF MY LAWN!

Kathy Shaidle 1964 - 2021
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RIP 1960-2021
"I did my own research!"
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
Intrepid
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RIP 1960-2021
"I did my own research!"


Love it. Might I suggest adding "Aunty Vaxxer"
Bob
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"Better to be seen than viewed".
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
Intrepid
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Here's a new one
Noah S. Cape
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