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Kevin Ram Special user Travelling through Europe 791 Posts |
Everyone in my town is an alien disguised as a human.
They just realised I know. What do I do?
"Your the Italian stallion" As said by my g/friend
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ColinB Regular user 129 Posts |
Whatever you do, don't fall asleep...
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
Try throwing water on them.
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Donald Dunphy Inner circle Victoria, BC, Canada 7563 Posts |
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On 2004-07-20 14:26, kukram wrote: Uh... Stop watching Sci-Fi TV shows? I saw this plot on an episode of Stargate SG-1 a couple of seasons ago. I'm sure it wasn't new to them either. - Donald.
Donald Dunphy is a Victoria Magician, British Columbia, Canada.
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Dr_Stephen_Midnight Inner circle SW Ohio, USA 1555 Posts |
Actually, Kukram, YOU'RE the alien.
We have all been disguising ourselves like your extraterrestrial species to spare you the shock and pain of knowing you were different. We're so sorry, Kukram. Steve
Dr. Lao: "Do you know what wisdom is?"
Mike: "No." Dr. Lao: "Wise answer." |
drhackenbush Special user 686 Posts |
Klatuu Barada Nikto.
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drhackenbush Special user 686 Posts |
What's all this I hear about Extraterrestrial Spices? I mean, can't you get all the spices you want at your local grocery store? Why must you take a rocket into space to get the spices?
Uh, Miss Litella, it's not "Spices", it's "Species". Extraterrestrial Species. Oh. That's different. Never mind. |
Whiterabbit Loyal user Kevin Mc Lean 278 Posts |
I'm sorry Kukram, but you're jeopardizing the mission...
May your fingers never lose their deftness,
May your tongue always lead them down the garden path... Regards, Whiterabbit |
Mack Magic Loyal user The Burgh' Pittsburgh, PA 268 Posts |
As being part of this same neighborhood, I can't help but worry over what concerns you have for us.
I heard of a town meeting at the white service station at 8PM. Why not discuss your concerns as a group effort. I'm sure food will be there. *hides evil grin*
* "May your life be like toliet paper..long and useful."
* "If the shoe fits, get another one just like it." * "Use the talents you have, for the woods would be a very silent place if only the best birds sang!" |
Kevin Ram Special user Travelling through Europe 791 Posts |
They got you lot too.
Its me against the world Im gonna have to make a plan to take back this planet
"Your the Italian stallion" As said by my g/friend
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
You can all relax even you kukram.
It's ALL in MY imagination...everything...you...the universe...all of it. I'm about to re-imagine the whole mess so when you all wake up tomorrow and you will be Fish in a big pond...well...don't panic. I used to think that it was funny when some talking head was on TV or some bad singer and I turned off the TV they would get mad and stomp off the set...but that doesn't bother me anymore...they were never really there... By the way...do you like Fresh Water or Salt?
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Moonlit Knight Regular user U.S. 113 Posts |
Kukram, Get the excellent 1988 documentary “They Live” starring Roddy Piper for instructi...
Don’t .... anyone ......know ..... told you .....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... - Communication terminated -
"Join the dance... Follow on! With a twist of the world we go."
- Genesis "Dancing With The Moonlit Knight" |
drhackenbush Special user 686 Posts |
I came here to chew gum and kick a** and I've just run out of gum!
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Whiterabbit Loyal user Kevin Mc Lean 278 Posts |
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On 2004-07-21 13:29, kukram wrote: No, they didn't get us, Kukram. Everything is fine. These are not the droids you're looking for...
May your fingers never lose their deftness,
May your tongue always lead them down the garden path... Regards, Whiterabbit |
Greg Arce Inner circle 6732 Posts |
Kukram, please don't worry... we are here to help all of humanity.
Join us in the mothership and, in the meantime, read our book How To Serve Man. Greg
One of my favorite quotes: "A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
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Mr. Ed Veteran user California 337 Posts |
How To Serve Man.
I prefer mine pan seered, with a little ginger.
He who laughs, lasts.
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Reis O'Brien Inner circle Seattle, WA 2467 Posts |
Mmmm.... Soylent Green!
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ColinB Regular user 129 Posts |
I remember one of those "futuristic" episodes of the Simpsons, where on their kitchen table, there's a box of Soylent Green bearing the splash line, "Now with more girls!"
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