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Dannydoyle
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Oh there are things that can not be mocked. They need to be but it causes an uproar when you do. If most magicians had any sense of self they wot be the funniest people on the planet.
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On Sep 24, 2024, supremefiction wrote:

A. Three--one to catch a break, one to turn over the card, and another to tell the first two not to make move out of it.

OK, maybe it is just that the joke is not funny.


Well, speaking personally, I chuckled when I read it - hearing it for the first time.
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On Sep 24, 2024, supremefiction wrote:
Q. How many magicians does it take to do a double lift?

A. Two--one to catch a break and the other to turn over the card.

A. Three--one to catch a break, one to turn over the card, and another to tell the first two not to make move out of it.

You forgot the fourth guy, he needs to tell them to use the clean hand.
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And the fifth guy to remind the others not to think like a magician.
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It is incredible that everyone apparently thought their contribution was funny.
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On Sep 24, 2024, Dannydoyle wrote:
It is incredible that everyone apparently thought their contribution was funny.


What is not incredible is that I predicted this post when I saw the topic title ! Smile
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On Sep 21, 2024, Rupert Pupkin wrote:
Magicians are some of the least funny people alive Smile

Did you predict this as well?
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On Dec 15, 2023, Dannydoyle wrote:
If you are this new really do your research.

When I first started I got angry when I found out that Alex Elmsley stole an effect from me. It got worse because the cheeky bloke had the nerve to print it, like 20 years before I was born. But naturally the politics of him being better known, and some nonsense about time travel not being possible everyone believed him and not me.


I found this funny. I suspect the author did too. Smile
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That author is a jerk. Funny, but a jerk.
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After an effect.....

"If you knew how difficult that was, you'd be kneeling, not clapping".
Barry Allen

Over 15 years have now passed - and still missing Abra Magazine arriving every Saturday morning.
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"If you knew how difficult that was, you would be asking for a refund".
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On Sep 25, 2024, Dannydoyle wrote:
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On Sep 21, 2024, Rupert Pupkin wrote:
Magicians are some of the least funny people alive Smile

Did you predict this as well?


No, just yours Smile
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