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On 2004-09-22 16:24, owenscott wrote:
Probley not, that guy is a real physic isn't he?


Do you mean that he has a laxative effect?


Posted: Sep 22, 2004 7:43pm
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On 2004-09-22 16:28, salsa_dancer wrote:
I heard a rumour about aliens and probes. That is where his powers come from.


I heard something about a hamster and duct tape. Or was that Richard Gere?
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On 2004-09-22 18:06, entity wrote:
I heard that someone here said that Derren Brown Frenched an epileptic. I doubt very much that it is true.

How do these silly rumours get started, anyway?

- entity


Exclusive. Derren Brown in Frence epileptic orgy somewhere in Paris Smile Wait till the News of the world hears about this. Smile
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I hear that the electronics are for his personal life. Everybody knows those darned french and their sly seductive electronics!

I bought derrens clipboard from Office Max here in the states, its really nice and offers a pencil holder. Highly recommended especially for survey takers, in fact that where I saw it first being used was in a local mall.
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Derren ?

I think he missed his calling

He should have teamed up with
Larry, Curly & Mo

you know ...
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Wait, are we now saying that Derren is a robot?
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Derren is not human, he was built from metal, electronics and fake flesh by the french military intelligence services.
He's a french spy introduced in England, like the guys from "daftpunk" are.
I know it because I built them, they're like my sons, I miss them so much...
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Oli J (i bet you wish youd never asked)
french electronics can be obtained here
http://www.fabricedelaure.com/
I think that is what you are referring too
some good jokes above
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Derren has devised an electronic pully system,patent pending, which enables him to sleep upside down,like Batman, thus increasing blood flow to his follicly challenged head,increasing height, and increasing his psychic powers by 33%.

He has two versions. The mark 2 deluxe enables him to actually levitate upside down and still get a good nights sleep.
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Derren is a robot I have proof!
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I'll have another Double Espresso there please Mr Brooks and a Banana for my friend.
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Dirran Brooohoon faroked an eclectic electrickeral chompitonc?

Or am I merely misinformed?
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I met Darren last night at my anger management group. Is that weird?
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Hmmm...the secrets are getting out.
I hope nobody finds out that I'm a changeling left by the ghouls to interact with the humans.

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I am a ghould left behind to over sea the changelings.
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Midnight to Zodiac: Have succeeded in getting several morticians to use chicken gravy instead of embalming fluid. Mission 1-A completed.
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UP-DATE ON THE MARK 2 DELUXE;

Due to unforeseen delays, (it happens) the alien technologies that Derren requires for this are still several light years away, but the final product will be worth the wait. Needless to say this will be expensive, very, due to obvious reasons, so start saving now, and you too will be able to levitate upside down.

Terms and condtion apply.
See my previous post for more details.

I will be back with some more great news,
as soon as the boy from the Indian Rope Trick comes back.

Best wishes
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