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A zoo with no animals - that gets 1st prize from me!


When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.'

On the other hand, you have different fingers.


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2)Nuts ;D

I finished it so I get a go...
A man was staggering through the desert croaking the usual "water,water" when he came across a few small stalls.
He asked the guy, at the first stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold custard.
He asked the guy, at the second stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold jelly.
He asked the guy, at the third stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold cake. The man said to the stallholder, "Isn't it strange that all these stalls are here in the desert and none of them sell water?"
The stall holder replied "Yes, it's a ------ -------".
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Where does the white go when the snow melts??????
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Did anyone get #2 yet ?
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No,

MAgician: Whats you name?
Girl: Alex.
Magician: Oh that was my name when I was a little girl.

I nice line to say
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When they ship out styrofoam, what do they pack it in?....How does teflon stick to the pan?.....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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They pack it in a Box. and teflon sticks by spraying it on. ????????????
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LOL. Don, you really need Help.

Desert Dessert???
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A teflon free pan means food won't stick. I beleive they spray it on.
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I got 2, Don.

Hey, desert dessert is really quite good but it wasn't what I was looking for.

George
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Ok. I give up.
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Trifle bizarre.
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What is Trifle Bizzare for ?
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It's from my previous post after I answered number 2
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'Trifle' is a sort of European pastry...sherry is my faviorite. I didn't get that one either, the trifle part totaly eluded me, I was thinking along 'desert' lines too.
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A bizzare is a bit like a kiosk in a mall, but several close together. I liked the trifle thing too.
A blonde and a burnett are driving through the desert when there car breaks down. The burnett takes a protable fan and the blone take a car door. After about 20 minutes they stop and rest. The burnett turns on here fan to cool down. The blonde rolls down the window and says,"Ahhh, much better. It was getting stuffy in there."
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LOL.
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Here's one for you all!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!!
Am I wrong again?
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That can also be done/said with a hankie to.
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