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Larry Davidson Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts |
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On 2004-11-08 16:31, Number One wrote: Hmmm, I was wondering why my wife has been encouraging me to use this product so much. |
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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts |
Have you seen those TV Commercials with that dopey looking BOB with the BIG SMILE? Y'know, the "Male Enhancment" pills?
Well, having tried those pills, the only things it enhanced are my bald spot and my beer belly.
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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MJ Marrs Inner circle Los Angeles 1124 Posts |
I just checked the HP website. This item doesn't seem to be ready for shipment yet. Is there any way to order directly from you Mr. Biro?
I have an audience that needs to be sprayed on the morrow. To spray or not to spray... |
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Sid Mayer Special user Santa Fe, NM 656 Posts |
I have been deaf for several years. In spite of this, after just one shpritz of Biro's Power Spray, I heard from my cousin in Boston.
Sid
All the world's a stage ... and everybody on it is overacting.
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Larry Davidson Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts |
I sprayed a blind carpenter and he picked up his hammer and saw.
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
I sprayed some of this on a blind man and a lame man. The blind man was able to walk, and the lame man was able to see once more.
I also sprayed some of this on a deaf goat and the goatherd.
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
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kOnO Special user 548 Posts |
PBS = Pete Biro Spray SIDE EFFECTS.
PBS = Pete Biro Spray is one of the oldest medicinal sprays known to humans. Written evidence goes back as far as 2700 BC as to it's magical usage. PBS is a highly safe drug. Generally, you cannot overdose on PBS = Pete Biro Spray. The federal government has determined, through it's testing, that to overdose on PBS = Pete Biro Spray one would need to consume the equivalent of 20,000 spraysin a one hour time period. However, PBS = Pete Biro Spray does produce a variety of effects of which one should be aware. HUNGER Many people become hungry after using PBS = Pete Biro Spray, and those who need their appetite stimulated use it for this very reason. If you are not using it for this purpose, drink water or juice, and eat nourishing food rather than sweets and fats. GIDDINESS Many find that things which normally don't seem funny become quite amusing when they use PBS = Pete Biro Spray. Most people enjoy this effect. A good laugh helps the healing power of the body and mind. If you must deal with situations where humor would be inappropriate, schedule your medication time accordingly. DROWSINESS Some people find that PBS = Pete Biro Spray makes them sleepy. If you can and wish to, take a nap. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. INSOMNIA Some people find that they can't sleep for a while after using PBS = Pete Biro Spray. If this happens to you, try reducing your dosage, and avoid using PBS = Pete Biro Spray for about two hours or so before retiring. UNEASINESS/ANXIETY PBS = Pete Biro Spray usually has a soothing and comforting effect on the mind. Sometimes, however, people do experience feelings of anxiety. If this happens to you, try to stay in environments where you feel naturally comfortable. You may want to avoid busy, noisy or unattractive places. If possible, sit or lie down, breathe deeply, and relax. Eating food will often reduce the effects. In extreme anxiety, a hot bath has proven effective for many. Because of our social training, you may have feelings of guilt.. Know that you have a right to your spray. THIRST PBS = Pete Biro Spray often makes people feel thirsty. Because of this, it helps those who need it to rehydrate themselves. Drink healthy liquids such as juice and water. Coffee, tea and sodas are not as useful for rehydration as they contain caffeine, which is a diuretic. MEMORY/CONCENTRATION Sometimes medical PBS = Pete Biro Spray users find it difficult to carry on complicated conversations, keep track of details, or perform complex tasks. Short term memory is also affected. If this happens to you, schedule your medication time appropriately. Long term memory is usually not affected. kOnO
It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Larry Davidson Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts |
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On 2004-11-10 10:49, kOnO wrote: Pete, let me be the first to compliment you on looking so great for someone who's 4704 years old. How do you find a birthday cake big enough for all of the candles? |
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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts |
Ii am rolling on the floor laughing so hard that I have now decided to REALLY INVENT THIS CRAP.
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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CamelotFX Special user Minnesota 596 Posts |
Too late! The Spanish rip-offs have already released their cheap version, soon to be available at your least favorite magic dealers. http://www.spray.arrakis.es
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k Loyal user Marseille 283 Posts |
Wow Mr Biro!
I started out in life with nothing. Now that I've used the spray, I still have most of it left!!! Macho law prohibited me from admitting I'm wrong, now with the BS (Biro's spray), I can plead contemporary insanity!
I'm just a blind Con that lost his I...
remember, Magic's everywhere... ("Your are the magic !" - Albert Goshman) "Voici mon secret. Il est très simple. On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux" St-Exupéry |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
LOL...
"Magic Makers and Penguin have just announced their version of "The Best Spray". There go your sales, Pete!" I tried it on Nigel. Before his hair looked like mine. I'm the one on the left with the reverse mohawk. Harris Deutsch Laughologist
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Bill Wells Elite user Lexington, VA 457 Posts |
I understand that Mondo Magic has just ordered six cases of your product.
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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts |
We are out of stock, Hilary Clinton asked us for some for her next campaign.
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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CamelotFX Special user Minnesota 596 Posts |
Howie Diddit says I can make my own using half-a-teaspoon of ********, four ounces of ********, a dash of ******* and lots of ********. Does that sound like the right mix?
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paulajayne Inner circle London England 1160 Posts |
You may be right.
I used a tablespoon of ******** and now the cat is barking and the rabit miews. Be very careful - Paula
Paula Jay - Magic to Remember -
--------------------------------- I once wrote a book on elephants, I think paper would have been better. ---- |
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Bill Wells Elite user Lexington, VA 457 Posts |
Paula -
Does that make the "rabit" a rarebit? (as in Welsh) Bill |
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Magic.J.Manuel Special user I have danced upon 663 Posts |
No, but if you burn your Welsh Rarebit, just spray a little on to make it The Best Welsh Rarebit you have ever tasted.
Nothing would get done at all, if man waited so long that no one could find fault with it.
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Larry Davidson Inner circle Boynton Beach, FL 5270 Posts |
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On 2004-11-17 14:07, paulajayne wrote: I wonder if my wife's been using this. She's been hen-pecking me recently. Of course, that's probably because I'm a jackass. |
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dlcmagic Special user 887 Posts |
Besides it being a great polish it's
a fantastic dessert topping as well !! (Thankyou Saturday Night Live) (Early one !) |
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