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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... he turned down a big charity gig because he thought he already gave at the office.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He returned his Svengali deck because people kept choosing the same card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Midnight333 Veteran user 353 Posts |
He thought the Wunderbar was a swedish night club.
He went hunting in May to find a spring raccoon. Thought a spring fox, was a hot girl you met just before summer. (and give her spring flowers as well) Kept asking where the invisible thread was on the Magic Café. Wanted his money back on his Fakini set because they only sent him three and a half balls. Thought a sub trunk was something on a U-boat. Thought quick change was what you got a the arcade. Thought Black Art was a type of african american paintings. He wanted a snow storm in China so he put his tea cups in the freezer. Thinks a spirit cabinet is where Dad locks up his liquor. Thinks sponge balls are a medical condition. Took rocky the raccoon to the vet for his shots. Thinks flash cards and flash paper are interchangable. --accidently while playing with a zombie ball when he was about thirteen gets his entire middle finger stuck in the thing beyond the knuckle and then has to get his dad to cut it off of him with tin snips, all within thirty minutes of having recieved the ball. Oh wait, that was me. Yeah, Forty dollar lesson. Common sense priceless. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought cheek to cheek was 2 magicians back to back doing card tricks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... he thought the clowns in the circus all have really big feet.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... he thought double lift was a choice of two rides.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
He thought that buying Bruce Cervon's or Dai Vernon's cuff links at auction would make him a better magician...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
He figured his shuttle pass would get him to the airport quicker.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
He accepted a booking for The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien for September, 2010.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He let a Klingon shuffle his Jerrys Nuggets deck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... thought his act was superior because instead of the Three Stooges he was the only one.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when his mentor told him he needed better goals, he went to a sporting goods store to look for them.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He tried to find out Victorias secret...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-01-13 15:45, joseph wrote: You are the king!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... he though IHOP was a program for handicapped rabbits.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He forgot where he left his memory book...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-01-14 20:31, joseph wrote: ... the big one by Harry Lorayne.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2010-01-14 22:10, tabman wrote: "Who is Harry Lorayne? he asked seriously. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He looked up Houdini in the appendix section...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... he thought if he buys all the latest items advertised he would be ahead of the rest of the magicians.
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