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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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He let an audience member set fire to the envelope with the magician's $100 bill in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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His agent requested Bill Abbotts make a customized trick called Dumb Ass.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He thought Abbott's was a group of monk magicians...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He thought Paul Gross sold everything in lots of 144.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He collected funds to sponsor self esteem support for Mr. Humble.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That he thought he could do metamorphosis by himself.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He threw away his CDs because they did not play on one side.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Posting this - is the highlight of his day.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He thought he could drink iced tea from the far side of the mouth of the glass.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He performed a one card trick with a unicycle deck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He thought the Royal Road to Card Magic could only be found in London,England.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought gem clips were for holding diamonds.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He thought the 100 foot rope escape meant 50 men escaping from having their feet tied.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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His favorite performer was the masked magician.
Northern California
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He went to Sea World to buy a Flipper Coin.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That he thought passe passe was what you do to other cars on the freeway.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He tied up the safe and blew up the guard.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He called Guinness before breaking a 45 RPM record.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He thought chaining his wife and locking her in a sub trunk was bdsm play.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He took a laxative so he could deliver the final load.
Northern California
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