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Magickman
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You have heard it all, but please don't use any of it.

Not that hand, the clean one.

Show your friends, that shouldn't take long!

Nice Suit I was at that same gargage sale.

Do you know one card from the other, whats the other?


Was it a cherry colored card? Whats the matter never heard of black cherry?


(for someone that comes in late)
Hurry up and pick your seat!


and last but not least...
Last time I seen a mouth like yours it had a hook in it!




Magickman
And we are the bizarre ones?!
What man knows he calls Science
What he has yet to learn he calls Magick
Both are real!

_Tony Andruzzi_
Greg Arce
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Have a nice day.

Greg
One of my favorite quotes: "A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
StrangeMagick
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Here I have an ordinary ... come to think of it, if you find yourself saying this line, you are probably not a "real" magician.

Dave
Dr_Stephen_Midnight
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My fee...? Your mortal soul.

Steve
Dr. Lao: "Do you know what wisdom is?"
Mike: "No."
Dr. Lao: "Wise answer."
Jonathan1000
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"Let's just sprinkle some whiffle dust, and ..."
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals." -- Homer Simpson
Crossroads Mystic
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Would you like to change your mind… or are you happy with the mind you have?
...from whose bourne,

no traveler returns...

Formerly Mr.Skin

facebook.com/CrossroadsMystic
Jonathan Townsend
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I got this at the Barney fan club meeting.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
Pokie-Poke
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Pick a card, any card. Then agen no one should say that.
www.pokie-poke.com
The Adventure cont...
El_Lamo
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-> I saw this on Letterman last night...

-> The boundaries between science and mystery are filled with complex intricacies and intricate complexities.

-> This magic I learned when I became an Archie club reporter.

-> And now you say the magic word... chef boyardee.
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
Slim Price
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Look...Look...Look
sanscan@tds.net



"I will never bitter be, as long as I can laugh at me!"



"The people who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"
Scott Grimm
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I'm looking to put a few more sequins on my tux next week.
Faith is at the heart of all magic.
Avrakdavra
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Is that a mandrake in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Osiris
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Quote:
On 2004-11-22 09:03, Avrakdavra wrote:
Is that a mandrake in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


Wouldn't that be "Mandrake Root"?

"And for my next trick..."

"This next little ditty will require a Virgin sacrifice... any ugly 12 year olds in the room?

"Yes, I can fly just like David Copperfield does, but my version employs a blending of special herbs with the rendered fat of a yet christened child or two..."
Reg Rozee
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"First you'll need to sign this contract. Now where did I put my hypodermic pen...?"

"And now, before you can say 'iwannabelikedavidblaine', POOF!"
In fact, even without the first part, just never say "POOF"...

"Now, close your eyes and take my hand... That's not my hand!"

"You do not yet realize the power of the dark side..."

"I found this next little item while I was on a three year archeological dig in the remote Himalayas..."
This one is especially bad if you are, say, twelve.

"Look deep into my eyes... WHOA, what did you have for lunch? <gag>"

"I feel a chill in the room now... Oh wait, I forgot to close the refrigerator door!"

"I'm going to need a personal item you have a strong connection to for this next effect, preferably something like, oh, a credit card with platinum limit..."

"I'd like a volunteer who has recently lost a loved one. Not 'misplaced' a loved one, and preferably not 'erased' a loved one..."

Ahh, I've got more but this is probably too long already... Smile
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick



Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? -Chico Marx
Phil Thomas
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Now look.... right before your very eyes, or if you don't have very eyes, what ever kind of eyes you have..........

BOOOO. That was lame.... I know Smile
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."

Albert Einstein
Kenn Capman
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". . . the BLACK rabbit lives in the BLACK box, and the WHITE rabbit lives in the WHITE box . . ."

". . .would you like your balloon to be a puppy or a giraffe?" (I'm still working on twisting up a green balloon C'thulu just to screw with a few clowns I know . . .)

". . .and when I pour the milk into the newspaper . . ."
"The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents."
- Salvador Dali -
Jonathan Townsend
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Nothing up my sleeves.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
mrmysticmike
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"Using this ordinary deck.........."
qurgh
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"And I'll just say the magic words... Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn... now say that 10 times fast..."

Hmm.. that makes me think, I need to do a animal routine with my plush Cthulhu...
Magickman
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Ethel! Come see this Comedy Bizarrist!

Fred are talking about his act or his attire?
What man knows he calls Science
What he has yet to learn he calls Magick
Both are real!

_Tony Andruzzi_
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