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Phil Thomas
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Newark, Ohio
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"Like my props? I got them at a bizarre bazarre."

OK.........I'll quit while I'm ahead. Smile
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."

Albert Einstein
Jonathan Townsend
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Ossining, NY
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Like the cape? I got it on sale.
It came with fangs but I lost those.
The amulet is real though. Really.
Okay I found it in a crackerjack box.
But is was a very old box of crackerjacks.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
Clifford the Red
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LA, California
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(to your volunteer)
With a face like that you should be in the business, which businesss I'll not say.
"The universe is full of magical things, waiting for our wits to grow sharper." Eden Philpotts
gareth123
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Rotherham UK
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I'm a Bizarrist
*is tihs migac or am i sineg aonhter wlord in wihch i nveer lvied UNTILL NOW*
chmara
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Whoops -- that doll was not supposed to work that way.
Gregg (C. H. Mara) Chmara

Commercial Operations, LLC

Tucson, AZ



C. H. Mara Illusion & Psychic Entertainments
Jonathan Townsend
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Ossining, NY
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Whoah, it did not say that would happen on the instructions.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
Slim Price
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1935 - 2006
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"I have here an ordinary trick deck of cards."
Slim
sanscan@tds.net



"I will never bitter be, as long as I can laugh at me!"



"The people who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"
gareth123
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Pick a card , not that 1 , not that 1 , not that 1 , not that 1 , not that 1 , ok good choice.
*is tihs migac or am i sineg aonhter wlord in wihch i nveer lvied UNTILL NOW*
scolman
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Cape Town, South Africa
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Now, if you'll just close your eyes and concentrate for a second, you'll feel a tiny prick behind you.....

Stand back, I dunno how big this things gonna get.....

The tarot tells me you're attracted to bizarrists!
Phil Thomas
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My ouija board told me to quit while I was ahead.
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."

Albert Einstein
truthteller
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Would you like fries with that?
Slim Price
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1935 - 2006
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"Now, pull my finger!"
Slim
sanscan@tds.net



"I will never bitter be, as long as I can laugh at me!"



"The people who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"
Bill Palmer
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I can supersize that for 39˘.
"The Swatter"

Founder of CODBAMMC

My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups."

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Logan Five
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Thank you..Thank you, Thank you very much..please no applause-just throw money..20 denomenations would be nice.. Thank you.

And now for my next trick..
Self concept is destiny..
Lee Darrow
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Would you like to change your mind, or isn't it wet yet?

I have here a perfectly ordinary deck of TV Magic Cards...

Now show the card to your friends... of course, if you show it to MY friends, this will go a LOT faster!

and faster than you can say "shubniggurrath..."

and now my lovely assistant, Velma will step into the box...

remember the words of Power and Magic - "money talks!"

Just a few bizarre ideas...

Lee Darrow, C.H.
http://www.leedarrow.com
<BR>"Because NICE Matters!"
Phil Thomas
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Newark, Ohio
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Does this hooded cloak make my butt look fat?
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."

Albert Einstein
chmara
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Tucson, AZ
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An accupuncturist should never say ---

"Somewhere out there there is a doll screaming its head off...""""

(Cartoon in Invocation 3)
Gregg (C. H. Mara) Chmara

Commercial Operations, LLC

Tucson, AZ



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