Ok I just got asked to do a SJ. escape for a Magic Gathering but now I need to come up with a script/patter for it any ideas. are appreciated. Don,

Forgive me while I slip into something more uncomfortable!

This is formal wear at Bellevue!

Remember: I dress on the left... the LEFT!!!

This thing's more restrictive than the current tax code!

No, I don't have to dislocate my shoulder to get out of this thing, I have to dislocate REALITY!

(As they lace you up) I should have listened to my Mom and become a card magician...! all you have to worry about doing that is the occasional paper cut!

Well, that takes care of the Heimlich manuever that I needed!

Could you pull that last strap a little tighter? You missed cracking that fourth rib...

Now I know what Victorian women felt like in those tight corsets!

Just some lines that the late Paul Huffaker and I used to use when he did the SJ back in Michigan.

Lee Darrow, C.H.

Lee Those Are Excellent.

A straitjacket is used to restrain the murderous and suicidally insane...which my friends say suits me just fine.

That's right, cinch it up good. Have you done this before? Would you admit it if you had?

Let's give (names) a good hand for trussing me up like a good Christmas (or Thanksgiving) turkey. AND...if I can't get out, I'll look like a bigger turkey.

This would be a horrible time to get a case of jock itch.

I just HAD to tell them to 'make it tight.' Aarghh!!

Steve

Lol keep them coming folks.